1. Cockalorum: a boastful and self-important person
2. Lickspittle: a suck-up
3. Smellfungus: an excessively faultfinding person
4. Snollygoster: an unprincipled but shrewd person
5. Ninnyhammer: a fool
6. Mumpsimus: a stubborn person who insists on making an error in spite of being shown that it is wrong
7. Milksop: an unmanly man (literal, “bread soaked in milk”)
8. Hobbledehoy: an awkward, gawky young man
9. Pettifogger: a lawyer whose methods are underhanded or disreputable
10. Mooncalf: a foolish or absentminded person
(via) (via conmendiolarmt)
Because everybody needs better words for insulting.
Cockalorum, Smellfungus and Mumpsimus. Oh dear god, yes.
Stop reminding me about how downhill intelligence has gone whenever you open your mouth or post something on the internet in your pathetic attempts to seem like an intellectual who knows what the fuck s/he is talking about.